Fun times with GM Eco-chat logs complete with TME team kill
Mar 22, 2015 21:55:45 GMT -8
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Post by treblesaurus on Mar 22, 2015 21:55:45 GMT -8
(This here will include annotations of what is going on from me in our skype call they will be in brackets. Long story short, this is our latest and most insane mis-adventure yet! Hope you guys enjoy. All of this was done on Roll20
Specifically? it starts with Marcus missing a agi based hazard check and falling 10m (which at the time we thought was 30m, but will be clarified later on). Hilarity ensues. There is some language though, so you have been warned.)
Darrek: MARCUS NO!
Valvorc: THROW HIM SOME ROPE!
nevermind...
In hindsight, we should have tied a rope to our waists before crossing
Marcus: rolling d100 = 91
Short Shit Deekon: ooc i dont even know what the hell is going on.
GM Eco (GM): 30*1.6
129.6
[At this point, it is declared that Markus, one of our mild mutants, is dead from fall damage.]
Short Shit Deekon: afk
Darrek:
Treblesaurus: *respectfully puts iron helm to chest
[Darrek goes down the stairs at this point to recover our literally fallen comrades body and stumbles into Puff Moss, we also roll initiative to see if we can help/do anything. GM Eco starts rolling damage against Darrek]
GM Eco (GM): rolling d100
= 3
Darrek: 5 [initiative]
GM Eco (GM): rolling d10
= 6
Valvorc: rolling 1d10 + 1 + 3 initiative
5
+1+3
= 9
Treblesaurus: rolling d10
= 8
+3
Dalton - Jade: 8
9
Short Shit Deekon: maybe he's gonna come back as someone who doesn't use rockets..
Andrew: ooc: how old was Marcus
Short Shit Deekon: He was OG.. not sure of exact age
GM Eco (GM): rolling d100
= 37
Short Shit Deekon: you might get hit if it's surprise.
Darrek: 38
[At this point Markus changes his name to his new character, a beastial snake that has goat legs, for clarification on who is now talking from here on]
Rook tapdances on his goat legs
Rook licks the air
Rook: ...blood?
Rook folows the scent
[With everything going on, there was much chaos at this point of locations of everyone. some thought Darrek had to recross the rope that we climbed across on, but few remembered that everyone but two party members, Darrek and Kennedy were still on the other side. Either way, Me and Darrek are RPing over skype about what the puff moss burning into his armor looks like. We get the idea to burn it.]
Short Shit Deekon: i don't even know where i am?
Valvorc: I dont know where you are either
Short Shit Deekon shrugs, it happens
Treblesaurus: "Alright Darrek... youre the one that has to choose if youre gonna burn it or not
"He had gunpowder so be careful or I can jetpack over to him
[Its at this point that we realize that Marcus only fell 10m, not 30, so we rewound some things and he survived the fall. His hazard check to see if he landed in the puff moss fortunately succeeded. His Endurance hazard check failed and he broke his leg though, so we voted to use my cyborg ladies grappling hook as a rope to lift him up to us in order to evaluate the situation and safely keep everyone from the moss. Grapple succeeds and we haul our banged up buddy to safety]
Short Shit Deekon:Just kill Marcus!
im ready to loot everything
i'm frank the tank!
Valvorc: just shoot him in the face with a grappling hook
Short Shit Deekon: Save marcus? negative.
Let 'em die.
Treblesaurus: rolling d100
= 62
Short Shit Deekon pulls out his pistol.
Short Shit Deekon: Deekon will kill him.
and i'll take the xcp
we gonna live off the fatta the land george? fuck no lenny!
Darrek: 36
Short Shit Deekon shoots marcus.. he's gone
Valvorc: I can carry him most likely
if you want to remain on point
Rook feels the urge to slap a biatch
Short Shit Deekon pops a bean and gets high
Valvorc: give it to marcus
as a pain killer
Short Shit Deekon drinks his alcoohol
Rook: rolling d100
= 76
[This is where things take a very strange and unexpected turn. Deekon was semi joking about shooting Markus before. When we get the roll that confirms that Markus is now addicted to joy beans, He asks Eco if he can shoot Markus for real since his character knows about addiction and that death would be preferable. This goes back and forth for awhile as Darrek and me try to talk him down, though we, including myself concede that ultimately its Deekons choice what he does.
Deekon draws his weapon, Darrek, Valvork and I move to intercede.
Shots are fired.]
Short Shit Deekon: alive and addicted!
Short Shit Deekon ask his enemy if he's feeling lucky and draws his pistol attacking for 20 and pulls off the shot for 8 damage.
Darrek: No deekon, no
10 [initiative]
Short Shit Deekon surprise bitches.. boom.. that 7 for initiative tho.
Valvorc: rolling 1d10 + 3 Initiative Roll
= 12
Dalton - Jade: 10
Treblesaurus: rolling d10+3
= 8
Short Shit Deekon: bring it!
Short Shit Deekon ask his enemy if he's feeling lucky and draws his pistol attacking for 60 and pulls off the shot for 8 damage.
Short Shit Deekon: i've gone rogue!
Rook: rolling d100
= 5
[Deekon shoots Markus in the head putting him into bleedout and Markus rolls a 5 confirming that he isint dead... yet. The rest of us are both stunned that this actually is happening but laughing so hard that Markus defies death at this junction]
Valvorc: I MUST LIIIIVE
Treblesaurus: lmao
GM Eco (GM): rolling d10+3
= 10
Treblesaurus: this was almost as good as our pirate boarding white water rapids party
Valvorc: 5 isn't an auto success?
Treblesaurus: it is
Dalton - Jade: he is -5 health
Short Shit Deekon throws down any weapons
Short Shit Deekon: ooc i'm too drunk to play better lmfao
no thats my job!
Dalton - Jade: Hit 96 Damage27
[Jade decided to put the writhing cohort to rest with a spear thrust. Everybody starts trying to apprehend Deekon at this point, except Kennedy who immediately loots Markus' bag o' gear. We miss our grapple attempt, and at this point Darrek moves in to end Deekon. He misses]
Short Shit Deekon: I'm a PK'ing mutrha fucka
GM Eco (GM): rolling d100
= 73
Short Shit Deekon: I'll allow it.. fuck it.. this is fun.. and i'm a horrible goblin
Valvorc yells WHAT IS GOING ONNNNN
Short Shit Deekon: Who wants it?
tank vs midget?
nioce!!!
Darrek stikes 86 (sv=95) with his Razor-Sabre 43 deeply into his foe.
Short Shit Deekon: im sorry.. the 151 don't judge
im crying.. im so sadistic right now
rolling d100
= 67
ooc im banned from ME
Darrek strikes 84 (sv=95) with his Razor-Sabre 44 deeply into his foe.
[But where Darrek misses, I dont. Deekon takes 4 solid shots from a pulse rifle to his chest, slapping the living shit out of him and sending his body slamming into the back wall, covering our poor Wolf Beastial in a spattering of blood and putting our traitorous swine into bleedout.]
Treblesaurus:
Hits at SV 95
rolling 4d100
(
51
+
33
+
24
+
13
)
rolling d12+8
5
+8
= 13
rolling d12+8
10
+8
= 18
rolling d12+8
3
+8
= 11
rolling d12+8
6
+8
= 14
[Meanwhile, GM Eco allows Markus a roll to see if his body mysteriously falls over and careens into the puff moss. He succeeds. We all hear our toked up comrade mutter one last word before the moss envelops him
'Rosebud...'
At this point between the two absolutely chaotic deaths of our comrades, We are all laughing ; skype is ridiculous at this point]
Frosty689: rolling d6
5
= 5
Short Shit Deekon: Loyalty? I know addiction.. marcus was heading down the wrong road!
We all die tonight!
Treblesaurus: lmao
it really was
No, keep it going
omg... i'm sorry.. but this is fucking awesome!
Treblesaurus: lmao
it really was
Valvorc: This just goes to show you guys, don't do drugs
Short Shit Deekon: or drink while playing ME
Valvorc: "beans?"
got any beans?
Short Shit Deekon: im going to piss myself
bio lmfao
Valvorc: i am covered in deekons blood
like a shower
Short Shit Deekon YOLO!
Andrew: WHAT?! Deekon's dead? how did he die?
Treblesaurus: I put Deekon down
for being a traitor
Frosty689: the ghost of marcus agrees
Valvorc: He's not pack anymore
[Darrek, while sparing Jade, punches the mutant square in the jaw... for no damage.]
Andrew 17 (sv=90)punches 22 hard with a left Jab!
Andrew: deekon a minor mutant or what
stun damage
Short Shit Deekon: mild yes
Andrew: WHAT THE SHIT MAN
Short Shit Deekon: everyone roll a new character
bio break
Darrek: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Treblesaurus: *watches the whole explosion of tempers going on
*simply starts looking through Deekon's thing
I heard my name
what?
Valvorc: i'm just standing on the sidelines in awe
covered in gore
Treblesaurus: *sad faced
*leans against the wolf fellow
[At this point Jade tries to execute Deekon too, afraid that monsters will be attracted to the scene because of the sound, stench of charred flesh and blood. Darrek successfully intervenes, we discuss that he isint actually bleeding, just burned from the pulse shots. we decide to take him back for a trial in pitford. debating also to simply strip him to his skivvies when night comes and not guarding his body, perhaps letting monsters determine the justice.]
Dalton - Jade: Hit 53 Damage21
Darrek: 94
Valvorc: GOD WILLS IT
GM Eco (GM): rolling d100
= 94
Treblesaurus: *nods
Short Shit Deekon: This has been even better than my NYE
Rook: marcus wills deekon to die
I AM TAKING YR SOUL TO HELL!!!
Treblesaurus: Agreed
Valvorc: That sounds reasonable
Darrek grudgingly agrees with Kennedy
Short Shit Deekon: So next session is a trial? with deekon in a very high brawling skill?
Valvorc: Rather than try to cross the rope with him, I vote we just toss him across
Treblesaurus: deekon is technically in bleedout
status
Short Shit Deekon: someone revive me and lets finish this!
someone use the med kit andf lets go! i did pop a bean!
Who has the first aid?
Andrew: no one
Frosty689: hue yr done for hue hue
karma is a bitch aint it?
GM Eco (GM): This is Darrek and Deekon right now
www.babybjorn.com/ImageVault/publishedmedia/19o00u5ui6ffhidwpf1k/babybjorn-baby-carrier-miracle-carry-your-child-facing-outwards-from-five-months.png
Deekon: But karma has been fun
[Tune in next week for the trial. Also for the record Deekon, I aint mad with what happened, not in the slightest, this was hilarious.]
Specifically? it starts with Marcus missing a agi based hazard check and falling 10m (which at the time we thought was 30m, but will be clarified later on). Hilarity ensues. There is some language though, so you have been warned.)
Darrek: MARCUS NO!
Valvorc: THROW HIM SOME ROPE!
nevermind...
In hindsight, we should have tied a rope to our waists before crossing
Marcus: rolling d100 = 91
Short Shit Deekon: ooc i dont even know what the hell is going on.
GM Eco (GM): 30*1.6
129.6
[At this point, it is declared that Markus, one of our mild mutants, is dead from fall damage.]
Short Shit Deekon: afk
Darrek:
Treblesaurus: *respectfully puts iron helm to chest
[Darrek goes down the stairs at this point to recover our literally fallen comrades body and stumbles into Puff Moss, we also roll initiative to see if we can help/do anything. GM Eco starts rolling damage against Darrek]
GM Eco (GM): rolling d100
= 3
Darrek: 5 [initiative]
GM Eco (GM): rolling d10
= 6
Valvorc: rolling 1d10 + 1 + 3 initiative
5
+1+3
= 9
Treblesaurus: rolling d10
= 8
+3
Dalton - Jade: 8
9
Short Shit Deekon: maybe he's gonna come back as someone who doesn't use rockets..
Andrew: ooc: how old was Marcus
Short Shit Deekon: He was OG.. not sure of exact age
GM Eco (GM): rolling d100
= 37
Short Shit Deekon: you might get hit if it's surprise.
Darrek: 38
[At this point Markus changes his name to his new character, a beastial snake that has goat legs, for clarification on who is now talking from here on]
Rook tapdances on his goat legs
Rook licks the air
Rook: ...blood?
Rook folows the scent
[With everything going on, there was much chaos at this point of locations of everyone. some thought Darrek had to recross the rope that we climbed across on, but few remembered that everyone but two party members, Darrek and Kennedy were still on the other side. Either way, Me and Darrek are RPing over skype about what the puff moss burning into his armor looks like. We get the idea to burn it.]
Short Shit Deekon: i don't even know where i am?
Valvorc: I dont know where you are either
Short Shit Deekon shrugs, it happens
Treblesaurus: "Alright Darrek... youre the one that has to choose if youre gonna burn it or not
"He had gunpowder so be careful or I can jetpack over to him
[Its at this point that we realize that Marcus only fell 10m, not 30, so we rewound some things and he survived the fall. His hazard check to see if he landed in the puff moss fortunately succeeded. His Endurance hazard check failed and he broke his leg though, so we voted to use my cyborg ladies grappling hook as a rope to lift him up to us in order to evaluate the situation and safely keep everyone from the moss. Grapple succeeds and we haul our banged up buddy to safety]
Short Shit Deekon:Just kill Marcus!
im ready to loot everything
i'm frank the tank!
Valvorc: just shoot him in the face with a grappling hook
Short Shit Deekon: Save marcus? negative.
Let 'em die.
Treblesaurus: rolling d100
= 62
Short Shit Deekon pulls out his pistol.
Short Shit Deekon: Deekon will kill him.
and i'll take the xcp
we gonna live off the fatta the land george? fuck no lenny!
Darrek: 36
Short Shit Deekon shoots marcus.. he's gone
Valvorc: I can carry him most likely
if you want to remain on point
Rook feels the urge to slap a biatch
Short Shit Deekon pops a bean and gets high
Valvorc: give it to marcus
as a pain killer
Short Shit Deekon drinks his alcoohol
Rook: rolling d100
= 76
[This is where things take a very strange and unexpected turn. Deekon was semi joking about shooting Markus before. When we get the roll that confirms that Markus is now addicted to joy beans, He asks Eco if he can shoot Markus for real since his character knows about addiction and that death would be preferable. This goes back and forth for awhile as Darrek and me try to talk him down, though we, including myself concede that ultimately its Deekons choice what he does.
Deekon draws his weapon, Darrek, Valvork and I move to intercede.
Shots are fired.]
Short Shit Deekon: alive and addicted!
Short Shit Deekon ask his enemy if he's feeling lucky and draws his pistol attacking for 20 and pulls off the shot for 8 damage.
Darrek: No deekon, no
10 [initiative]
Short Shit Deekon surprise bitches.. boom.. that 7 for initiative tho.
Valvorc: rolling 1d10 + 3 Initiative Roll
= 12
Dalton - Jade: 10
Treblesaurus: rolling d10+3
= 8
Short Shit Deekon: bring it!
Short Shit Deekon ask his enemy if he's feeling lucky and draws his pistol attacking for 60 and pulls off the shot for 8 damage.
Short Shit Deekon: i've gone rogue!
Rook: rolling d100
= 5
[Deekon shoots Markus in the head putting him into bleedout and Markus rolls a 5 confirming that he isint dead... yet. The rest of us are both stunned that this actually is happening but laughing so hard that Markus defies death at this junction]
Valvorc: I MUST LIIIIVE
Treblesaurus: lmao
GM Eco (GM): rolling d10+3
= 10
Treblesaurus: this was almost as good as our pirate boarding white water rapids party
Valvorc: 5 isn't an auto success?
Treblesaurus: it is
Dalton - Jade: he is -5 health
Short Shit Deekon throws down any weapons
Short Shit Deekon: ooc i'm too drunk to play better lmfao
no thats my job!
Dalton - Jade: Hit 96 Damage27
[Jade decided to put the writhing cohort to rest with a spear thrust. Everybody starts trying to apprehend Deekon at this point, except Kennedy who immediately loots Markus' bag o' gear. We miss our grapple attempt, and at this point Darrek moves in to end Deekon. He misses]
Short Shit Deekon: I'm a PK'ing mutrha fucka
GM Eco (GM): rolling d100
= 73
Short Shit Deekon: I'll allow it.. fuck it.. this is fun.. and i'm a horrible goblin
Valvorc yells WHAT IS GOING ONNNNN
Short Shit Deekon: Who wants it?
tank vs midget?
nioce!!!
Darrek stikes 86 (sv=95) with his Razor-Sabre 43 deeply into his foe.
Short Shit Deekon: im sorry.. the 151 don't judge
im crying.. im so sadistic right now
rolling d100
= 67
ooc im banned from ME
Darrek strikes 84 (sv=95) with his Razor-Sabre 44 deeply into his foe.
[But where Darrek misses, I dont. Deekon takes 4 solid shots from a pulse rifle to his chest, slapping the living shit out of him and sending his body slamming into the back wall, covering our poor Wolf Beastial in a spattering of blood and putting our traitorous swine into bleedout.]
Treblesaurus:
Hits at SV 95
rolling 4d100
(
51
+
33
+
24
+
13
)
rolling d12+8
5
+8
= 13
rolling d12+8
10
+8
= 18
rolling d12+8
3
+8
= 11
rolling d12+8
6
+8
= 14
[Meanwhile, GM Eco allows Markus a roll to see if his body mysteriously falls over and careens into the puff moss. He succeeds. We all hear our toked up comrade mutter one last word before the moss envelops him
'Rosebud...'
At this point between the two absolutely chaotic deaths of our comrades, We are all laughing ; skype is ridiculous at this point]
Frosty689: rolling d6
5
= 5
Short Shit Deekon: Loyalty? I know addiction.. marcus was heading down the wrong road!
We all die tonight!
Treblesaurus: lmao
it really was
No, keep it going
omg... i'm sorry.. but this is fucking awesome!
Treblesaurus: lmao
it really was
Valvorc: This just goes to show you guys, don't do drugs
Short Shit Deekon: or drink while playing ME
Valvorc: "beans?"
got any beans?
Short Shit Deekon: im going to piss myself
bio lmfao
Valvorc: i am covered in deekons blood
like a shower
Short Shit Deekon YOLO!
Andrew: WHAT?! Deekon's dead? how did he die?
Treblesaurus: I put Deekon down
for being a traitor
Frosty689: the ghost of marcus agrees
Valvorc: He's not pack anymore
[Darrek, while sparing Jade, punches the mutant square in the jaw... for no damage.]
Andrew 17 (sv=90)punches 22 hard with a left Jab!
Andrew: deekon a minor mutant or what
stun damage
Short Shit Deekon: mild yes
Andrew: WHAT THE SHIT MAN
Short Shit Deekon: everyone roll a new character
bio break
Darrek: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Treblesaurus: *watches the whole explosion of tempers going on
*simply starts looking through Deekon's thing
I heard my name
what?
Valvorc: i'm just standing on the sidelines in awe
covered in gore
Treblesaurus: *sad faced
*leans against the wolf fellow
[At this point Jade tries to execute Deekon too, afraid that monsters will be attracted to the scene because of the sound, stench of charred flesh and blood. Darrek successfully intervenes, we discuss that he isint actually bleeding, just burned from the pulse shots. we decide to take him back for a trial in pitford. debating also to simply strip him to his skivvies when night comes and not guarding his body, perhaps letting monsters determine the justice.]
Dalton - Jade: Hit 53 Damage21
Darrek: 94
Valvorc: GOD WILLS IT
GM Eco (GM): rolling d100
= 94
Treblesaurus: *nods
Short Shit Deekon: This has been even better than my NYE
Rook: marcus wills deekon to die
I AM TAKING YR SOUL TO HELL!!!
Treblesaurus: Agreed
Valvorc: That sounds reasonable
Darrek grudgingly agrees with Kennedy
Short Shit Deekon: So next session is a trial? with deekon in a very high brawling skill?
Valvorc: Rather than try to cross the rope with him, I vote we just toss him across
Treblesaurus: deekon is technically in bleedout
status
Short Shit Deekon: someone revive me and lets finish this!
someone use the med kit andf lets go! i did pop a bean!
Who has the first aid?
Andrew: no one
Frosty689: hue yr done for hue hue
karma is a bitch aint it?
GM Eco (GM): This is Darrek and Deekon right now
www.babybjorn.com/ImageVault/publishedmedia/19o00u5ui6ffhidwpf1k/babybjorn-baby-carrier-miracle-carry-your-child-facing-outwards-from-five-months.png
Deekon: But karma has been fun
[Tune in next week for the trial. Also for the record Deekon, I aint mad with what happened, not in the slightest, this was hilarious.]
. I mean Yay! bonus xp, but is this not sending us the wrong message of what to do with our bleeding out friends?